I almost forgot…
Posted on | December 5, 2005 | No Comments
A few days ago my friend, Sara, and I were getting a latte at the stand in the parking lot of Skippers and some auto repair shop, near my place (for those of you reading this who know the area). While I was waiting for my caffeine fix, we saw a guy and his friends pull up into a parking space about 20 feet to the right of the latte stand. They were in the Dairy Queen parking lot, which is right next to the auto repair joint.
My car is pointed in the general direction of these guys and their truck. A few of the guys get out and run inside Dairy Queen. The driver and one passenger stay behind. A few moments later, I see that the driver has gotten out and opened the back door of his king cab truck and is facing inward in the stance that a guy would stand in when taking a piss. He’s blocked by the door and I don’t see any piss hitting the ground but the way that he is looking around and the way he is standing makes it look like he’s pissing.
I kept staring, trying to figure out what was happening; the guy would look at me and I would continue staring. What do I care if he sees me watching him take a piss outside? He’s obviously not concerned about privacy!
I kind of nodded in his general direction to get Sara to take a look and I mentioned to the barista what it looked like he was doing. We were all a tad confused. He also kept looking back over at us — never completely turning his genital area away from the truck — to smile at us.
After I got my fix I started driving forward, away from the espresso stand, and continuing crossing the path behind his truck. As I passed I kept obviously staring and he yelled back something to the effect of, “Nature was calling. What’cha gonna do?” I kept driving and yelled out, “There’s a bathroom right in Dairy Queen!” but I doubt he heard me.
People are weird. I’m still not sure if he was pissing or just putting on a show for us. Was he pissing into the truck, or into a cup or something? What the Hell?!?!
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