Free Willy!
I hate that none of my cool boxers (Superman, Batman, Pink Panther, et al) have a button on the fly so Mr. Happy is constantly trying to make a run for it.
Fuckin’ fugitive pecker…
I should give it a spanking.
*nods*
I’m glad you aren’t flamboyantly gay…
God, I hate when people tell me that they are glad that I’m not flamboyant or feminine. They think they are giving me a compliment when they say that and all I can think is that they’re bigoted ass-munches. What if I was a flamer, would you suddenly hate me then? I know, I know, [...]
The Dave Elsewhere
Archives
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- July 2006
- June 2006
- May 2006
- April 2006
- February 2006
- December 2005