The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

Meme

Name someone with the same birthday as you.
*searches google* Jean Claude van Damme, Martina Navratilova, Pam Dawber, Lee Harvey Oswald, George C. Scott, et al.
Where was your first kiss?
First grade classroom; I got kissed on top of the head by Leah Silk. I had a confused crush on her and had given her a Twinkie. [...]

Delusions of Grandeur

Flaggers are a strange breed. Well, perhaps it’s just the flaggers that I work with. I don’t know. Hopefully I’m not as weird as these people, but you never know.
The company that I work for doesn’t even really interview potential employees. Imagine the sorts of people you’ll have working for a company if you just [...]

Owie! (Gross Post)

So, a few days ago I got a bit of a sunburn on my upper arms. On one of those really hot days that we were having I rolled my t-shirt sleeves all the way up thinking it would help cool me off at least a little bit, while I was flagging. I only left [...]

AB

I love Alton Brown. I admit it. I do.
Shut up!

Amazing Stop Motion Video

Wanna see my tan line?

Wanna see my tan line? It’s super-sexy!

Give me a fucking break!

I flagged for the same construction people again today. I seriously hate flagging for them. Yesterday I only worked a little over seven hours but there was no lunch break and only brief moments when I asked someone to cover for me so I could just get off my God damned feet. Today, though… today [...]

The Mysterious Burning Orb

That mysterious bright and shiny orb in the sky has reddened my skin again. It’s also made my nose hurt. My arms are almost lobster-ish. Soon I will likely begin to molt. Fuckin’ orb! *shakes fist* WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO!?!?
Work SUCKED today! I was flagging for some construction crew. I got no lunch [...]

Gay Marriage Still Outlawed in Washington

Okay, so it looks like the general belief that same-sex marriages in Washington should not be allowed is primarily for the sake of the children. Or, more accurately, because the gays can’t have children. So, I would like to put to a vote the legality of all marriages in which the couples can not, or [...]

Lance Bass

Lance Bass of N’Sync is gay?!?!? Whaaat? Noooooo… Who’da’thunk?!?!
Oh, wait…
EVERYBODY!

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