The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

The Mysterious Burning Orb

That mysterious bright and shiny orb in the sky has reddened my skin again. It’s also made my nose hurt. My arms are almost lobster-ish. Soon I will likely begin to molt. Fuckin’ orb! *shakes fist* WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME SO!?!?
Work SUCKED today! I was flagging for some construction crew. I got no lunch [...]

Gay Marriage Still Outlawed in Washington

Okay, so it looks like the general belief that same-sex marriages in Washington should not be allowed is primarily for the sake of the children. Or, more accurately, because the gays can’t have children. So, I would like to put to a vote the legality of all marriages in which the couples can not, or [...]

Lance Bass

Lance Bass of N’Sync is gay?!?!? Whaaat? Noooooo… Who’da’thunk?!?!
Oh, wait…
EVERYBODY!