The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

To CeltCub from LJ

CeltCub, I tried to reply to your zombie post in which your meme results indicated you only had a 45% chance of survival during a zombie apocalypse. You called “bullshit” and said you’d get at least 60%. When I tried to reply the fucking comment wouldn’t post so here’s my response:
Oh, please! Who are you [...]

Um, yeah…

I don’t really have anything postworthy but I figured I’d open the little Write Post page and just start typing and see what it got me.
Tomorrow I should get my modem from Clearwire. I’m switching to their service. I’m slowly weaning myself from Comcast. When I move to Seattle (assuming that ever happens) I’m hoping [...]

An Observation

99.99% of guys working at Starbucks are gay. I don’t know why this is the case, it just is. I’m tempted to get out a clipboard and poll all of the Starbucks boys to verify this… It seems almost unnecessary to do so though.

Poor Seagull Getting Attacked by a Crow

I recorded this today at work using my cell phone camera, hence the poor video quality.

Just a few pictures…

Sara and Jared should appreciate this…

Moving

It looks like I’ll be moving fairly soon. My landlord is requiring me to move to another unit so that they can do their upgrades or whatever it is that they’re doing. They want me to re-apply to live here. Fuck that. It’s not worth it. They’re also planning on increasing the rent from the [...]

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Enjoy…

Vote Petrelli

Those of you who are “Heroes” fans may enjoy this voice mail that I received.

Yes, I’m Still Alive

Yes, I’m still alive. Remember when I used to post every fucking day? Yeah, I bet you miss those days, don’t you! Pfft!
I’ve had a lot going on lately and just no motivation to write about it all. I’ll give you the gist of it all though…
I nearly got evicted for not paying the rent. [...]