The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

T-Mobile HotSpot

Cool! I’m in a Starbucks in Seattle and I’m able to play on my computer and be online. It’s like the best of all of my worlds. I have my chai tea and my new laptop and get to play on the Interwebs and as soon as the HD video of Diggnation finishes downloading I’ll [...]

“O_O”

Can’t sleep. Clowns’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clowns’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clowns’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clowns’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clowns’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clowns’ll eat me. All work and no play make Homer… something, something… Can’t sleep. Clowns’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clowns’ll eat me. Can’t sleep. Clowns’ll eat me. Can’t [...]

A New Present for Myself

I’m sure some of you will recognize this…

Seth Green Mocks Chris Crocker

This is a much better video than that “Leave Brittany ALONE!” viral video by Chris Tucker. This is Seth Green mocking Chris Crocker…

New Toy

Yesterday I got an early birthday present from my mom: a new laptop! I’m thoroughly enjoying its wonderfulness! My birthday isn’t until next month but she knew I was having issues with my desktop computer which were frustrating me to no end so she saved the day.
She had recently received a check from some old [...]

Get Off of My Lawn, Ya God Damn Whippersnappers!

Aren’t I a tad too young to be getting this sort of shit in the mail?

I’m only 35, for Christ’s sake!
*whimpers as he strolls off with his walker*

Cold

On Friday I started to get that tingling of a sore throat that indicates that a cold is in the works. I’ve since moved on to a runny nose and I am now at the coughing and feeling-oogy stage. The part that I hate most about a cold is that it’s harder for me to [...]

Random Shit

I recently purchased season one of Heroes and had to return it. My DVD player would lock up and then turn itself off whenever I tried to play the un-aired pilot episode. It would play the opening credits, pause, make whirring noises, ponder the meaning of life, come up with an answer of 42, and [...]