The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

The Sort of Text Messages Sara and I Have

Me: How’s the new job going?
Sara: Its gonna be fun I think, hard at first but fun. Im in training for 2 weeks
Me: Shit! Many homos at Homo Depot?
Sara: Lol not really, only found one so far, a cashier
Me: Cute?
Sara: Not bad im sure theres better hehe
Me: Haha! Just remember, I’M your fag.
Sara: Hehe of [...]

American Idol Rejects

Well, it looks like “American Idol” is slightly less gay as of tonight. It’s a shame, I was kind of rooting for that gay. Bye, Colton.
Disclaimer: Any indication that Colton or any other “American Idol” contestant is gay is strictly speculation due to perceived extreme levels of magically delicious fruit flavoring, and not [...]

Amerigay Idol

Is it just me or is “American Idol” significantly more gay than previous seasons? And by “gay” I mean The Gay, not, “Oh, that’s so gay!”

Juno vs. Jumper

On Friday I saw Juno with my mom. I had medium expectations about it, though I did hear that it was a good flick and saw that it was getting good reviews. I don’t always trust reviews though. I loved Juno! I thought it was thoroughly endearing and made you love most of the characters, [...]

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Training in Spite of Incompatible Language

I was going to write in my blog yesterday about this but my site where I write all of this shit was down so… no post. I’m sure you were heartbroken.
On Monday I was told that I’d be training a new guy on how to install shelving so that he could help/replace me in that [...]

WoW Sigs

My other two characters, Phallusitous and Smileyjones, aren’t in guilds.

Where’s My Movie?!?!

I have yet to see Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. On Friday I received an email from NetFlix saying that it was finally shipped, after a “Very Long Wait” time, and was expected to be delivered on or around Saturday. I was pleasantly surprised.
On Saturday there was no DVD. No surprise, really. [...]