The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

Pay Raise

On Friday I bugged one of my many bosses for either a raise or a gas card. I explained to them that I spend anywhere from $50 to $70 on gas and primarily use my truck just to get to work and back. I know several other employees have gas cards so it seems a [...]

A Gay Prediction

With the recent legalization of Gay Marriage in California, I suspect there will be a huge influx of The Gays getting married, of course, but I highly suspect that a good chunk of them will be doing so because; a) They can (similar to how 21-year-olds get wasted on their 21st birthday); and b) Because [...]

Photos

A couple of weeks ago I spent the weekend with my friend, Sara (a.k.a. Bitch, a.k.a. Baby-cakes), over in Sequim, Washington. Sequim is pronounced more as squim. Native Americans must have loved fucking with us by spelling things in a manner counter-intuitive to its pronunciation. Anyways, Bitch and I went to Fort Worden National Park [...]

Every Bird Should Get to Fly

Okay, I admit it, I really like this Washington State Lottery commercial… It’s heartwarming.