The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

He’ll Pray For Me… *eye roll*

This sort of shit PISSES ME OFF!

Why would you initiate contact with someone in that manner? This is a guy who I went to high school with. I saw him on Facebook and added him even though I didn’t know him all that well back then. I should have known better.
I fucking hate when someone [...]

Starbucks Exchange

Today’s exchange at the Starbucks drive-thru…
Corey: Hey, no fags in the drive-thru.
Me: Well, then how do you go through the drive-thru?
Corey: Ha ha! [actually said, not laughed]
Me: What’s that? I couldn’t hear you with that cock in your mouth.
Corey: What? You have jizz in your ear?
Me: Huh? [cleans out his ear] I said I couldn’t [...]

The End (OkCupid Guy Gives Up)

Okay, this should be my last post about the OkCupid guy. I felt kind of stalker-like checking his journal to see if he had mentioned anything about my email or if he had deleted any of his more-whiny posts… or to see if he’d made any changes to his profile. I was curious about these [...]

My Reply

Hopefully my reply to the OkCupid guy wasn’t too brutal…
CLICKY, CLICKY!
I didn’t feel like cropping this one so it’s a rather large image. Deal with it!

Faggoty Attention – The 3rd (More from the OkCupid Guy)

As if the previous six messages weren’t enough…

Faggoty Attention – Part 2

I got so carried away with the previous post that I didn’t mention the other stuff that I wanted to mention.
Yesterday at work I believe I was checked out by a guy. This very attractive guy kept walking by me at work and each time would give me steady eye contact. This wouldn’t really stand [...]

Faggoty Attention

Hmm… where to begin? I’ll start with the weird: … hold on, it just got worse. Let me check something… Yup. Worsley weird. So, last night I get a message on OkCupid.com that someone added me as a friend. Normally this happens after there have been a few emails exchanged, and such. I generally don’t [...]