The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

My Kruck

I had written a post and then Internet Explorer decided to crap out… The fucker!
Anyways, as I had tried to say but will now be more concise since I don’t want to re-write the whole thing…
Yesterday my mom and I went to the Toyota dealership in Auburn. My mom came so that she could co-sign [...]

Car Problems

On Friday my car decided that it couldn’t hold its water. It’s had a coolant and oil leak for some time now but they’ve been slow, manageable leaks, which required frequent refills of the respective fluids. On Friday, after a brief stop at the shop before heading out to the job site, I saw a [...]

One More TomTom Voice Demo

Okay, this one is too funny not to post. Mostly because I often say something quite similar to this. Sara should find it amusing.

“Keep right. Yay, there’s more!
Then… GO GAY!
Oh, I mean go straight.”

Christmas Prezzies

I got some awesome stuff for Christmas:

Hamilton Blender
Various Humorous T-Shirts
A couple of dressy shirts/sweaters
Leather Jacket (looks incredibly awesome)
TomTom ONE 3rd Edition
“Seinfeld” season 9 on DVD (which completes the series for me)
“Family Guy” volumes 4 and 5 on DVD
A couple of pairs of carpenter jeans
Hairspray on DVD (to further solidify my fag status)
$50 Starbucks Card
Homer Simpson [...]

Me Throw Tire!

So, as I’m apartment hunting today, I stop at one shit-hole and hop out of my car. I realized I forgot some papers in the car so I quickly walk back and I hear the all-familiar sound of a tire going flat. I follow the sound and, sure enough, my front tire is going flat. [...]