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The Sort of Text Messages Sara and I Have

Me: How’s the new job going?
Sara: Its gonna be fun I think, hard at first but fun. Im in training for 2 weeks
Me: Shit! Many homos at Homo Depot?
Sara: Lol not really, only found one so far, a cashier
Me: Cute?
Sara: Not bad im sure theres better hehe
Me: Haha! Just remember, I’M your fag.
Sara: Hehe of [...]

Special Ed.

I’ve been talking to tony2btrue2self on chat today. He mentioned something about special education classes and it reminded me of something that I often forget: I was in a couple of special education classes.
In my earlier grade school years I recall having to go to a special math class every day. I think it was [...]

Chat with Sara

[17:42] GayMafiaKingpin: *poke*
[17:42] BlakAsh: what
[17:42] BlakAsh: ggaawwdd
[17:43] GayMafiaKingpin: I want a business card that says “GOD” in really small print. Dead center on a plain white card. Not a single other word on it.
[17:44] GayMafiaKingpin: And you know, there are nuts out there that would believe I was God if I handed it to them.