The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

Me from the ’90s… October, 1990, to be precise.

There’s a meme going around which requires… yes, requires, that you post a photo of yourself which was taken in the ’90s. There are few pictures in my possession of me from that decade, save for this one, which is one of my favorites.

It was taken during my 19th birthday party, in 1990. I’m towering [...]

Starbucks Exchange

Today’s exchange at the Starbucks drive-thru…
Corey: Hey, no fags in the drive-thru.
Me: Well, then how do you go through the drive-thru?
Corey: Ha ha! [actually said, not laughed]
Me: What’s that? I couldn’t hear you with that cock in your mouth.
Corey: What? You have jizz in your ear?
Me: Huh? [cleans out his ear] I said I couldn’t [...]

Every Bird Should Get to Fly

Okay, I admit it, I really like this Washington State Lottery commercial… It’s heartwarming.

A Christmas Story: the ornaments

Re: Your Brains

“All we want to do is eat your brains, we’re not unreasonable, I mean no one’s gonna eat your eyes.”

Clicky, clicky…

[Edit: Broken link corrected.]

Boo Boo Update and Helping Jared Move

So, my cut is doing well. No infection and absolutely no pain. The bandage is a pain to wear though. I hate wearing bandages. They’re too confining. I worry, though, that if I don’t wear it the cut will get infected and/or I’ll catch a stitch on something and rip them out. *shudder* Some of [...]

A Cryptic Post

I’m gonna make this cryptic only because I’m too lazy to write an entire post. Perhaps I’ll give more details later.
Volunteer night was interesting last night, you know, what with my ass being grabbed and fondled briefly… with my permission, of course. It turns out that I’m sexy… or something. *shrug*
And the culprit was cute…

Cups o’ Kitty

Each day starts a little brighter with a couple of Cups o’ Kitty in the morning…

Stolen from some site with tons of cat pictures.