The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

Poor Perez Hilton!

Though I don’t enjoy that Perez Hilton was attacked, or whatever happened to him, I do enjoy his whining video about it. It was rather reminiscent of videos which he’s made fun of in the past. Chris Crocker, of “Leave Britney Alone” fame, comes to mind while watching it.
Poor Perez… Mario, whatever.

A Gaythering Storm

A Gaythering Storm from Jane Lynch

T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: ATHEIST

T-Shirt Hell :: Shirts :: ATHEIST
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A Not Unusual Text Exchange With Sara

Me: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
Sara: Daddys gonna kill ralphie
Me: You used all the glue… ON PURPOSE!
Sara: I triple dog dare ya!
Me: I want an official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, 200-shot, Range Model air rifle, with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.
Sara: Fffuuuuuudge
Me: Deck the halls [...]

O’ Christmas Tree, Part Trois

Just in case you weren’t quite tired of pictures of my glorious tree(s), here’s some more. This should be it though…

Each image is 800 X 600 pixels.

O’ Christmas Tree, Part Deux

…and the usual Dave-style Christmas tree.

Beware, the actual image is pretty damn huge.

O’ Christmas Tree

While at Fred Meyer tonight I found the perfect Christmas tree for under $10…

Me from the ’90s… October, 1990, to be precise.

There’s a meme going around which requires… yes, requires, that you post a photo of yourself which was taken in the ’90s. There are few pictures in my possession of me from that decade, save for this one, which is one of my favorites.

It was taken during my 19th birthday party, in 1990. I’m towering [...]

Starbucks Exchange

Today’s exchange at the Starbucks drive-thru…
Corey: Hey, no fags in the drive-thru.
Me: Well, then how do you go through the drive-thru?
Corey: Ha ha! [actually said, not laughed]
Me: What’s that? I couldn’t hear you with that cock in your mouth.
Corey: What? You have jizz in your ear?
Me: Huh? [cleans out his ear] I said I couldn’t [...]

The End (OkCupid Guy Gives Up)

Okay, this should be my last post about the OkCupid guy. I felt kind of stalker-like checking his journal to see if he had mentioned anything about my email or if he had deleted any of his more-whiny posts… or to see if he’d made any changes to his profile. I was curious about these [...]

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