The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

OMG

Obama actually included “gay and lesbian” among those who comprise “America.” I think that’s the first time the words “gay” or “lesbian” have ever been included in an acceptance speech. I hope this is a small sign of good things to come, of being included as a part of what makes this country what it [...]

He’ll Pray For Me… *eye roll*

This sort of shit PISSES ME OFF!

Why would you initiate contact with someone in that manner? This is a guy who I went to high school with. I saw him on Facebook and added him even though I didn’t know him all that well back then. I should have known better.
I fucking hate when someone [...]

Starbucks Exchange

Today’s exchange at the Starbucks drive-thru…
Corey: Hey, no fags in the drive-thru.
Me: Well, then how do you go through the drive-thru?
Corey: Ha ha! [actually said, not laughed]
Me: What’s that? I couldn’t hear you with that cock in your mouth.
Corey: What? You have jizz in your ear?
Me: Huh? [cleans out his ear] I said I couldn’t [...]

The End (OkCupid Guy Gives Up)

Okay, this should be my last post about the OkCupid guy. I felt kind of stalker-like checking his journal to see if he had mentioned anything about my email or if he had deleted any of his more-whiny posts… or to see if he’d made any changes to his profile. I was curious about these [...]

Faggoty Attention – The 3rd (More from the OkCupid Guy)

As if the previous six messages weren’t enough…

Faggoty Attention – Part 2

I got so carried away with the previous post that I didn’t mention the other stuff that I wanted to mention.
Yesterday at work I believe I was checked out by a guy. This very attractive guy kept walking by me at work and each time would give me steady eye contact. This wouldn’t really stand [...]

Starbucks Gays

I went through the drive-thru at Starbucks. One of the male employees, Cory (Corey?), came over to chat with me for a moment. He and I were joking and said something about my truck. I don’t remember what it was that he said but I defended my truck by clarifying that it was my “manly [...]

Going to Hell?

If I believed in Hell I’d be worried about possibly spending eternity there for wanting this calendar…

*** Mormon’s Exposed ***
Yes, I know I may be weird for thinking that those clean-cut Mormon’s are cute and in dire need of being corrupted and converted to The Pink Side®.

Pride Weekend with “Bitch”

I picked up my friend Sara, a.k.a. Bitch, on Friday after work. She lives over 100 miles away. Luckily it was a nice pretty day and I have air conditioning so that trip was pretty decent. After I picked her up I suggested that we eat at one of our old regular places of grub, [...]

A Gay Prediction

With the recent legalization of Gay Marriage in California, I suspect there will be a huge influx of The Gays getting married, of course, but I highly suspect that a good chunk of them will be doing so because; a) They can (similar to how 21-year-olds get wasted on their 21st birthday); and b) Because [...]

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