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Faggoty Attention – Part 2

I got so carried away with the previous post that I didn’t mention the other stuff that I wanted to mention.
Yesterday at work I believe I was checked out by a guy. This very attractive guy kept walking by me at work and each time would give me steady eye contact. This wouldn’t really stand [...]

Faggoty Attention

Hmm… where to begin? I’ll start with the weird: … hold on, it just got worse. Let me check something… Yup. Worsley weird. So, last night I get a message on OkCupid.com that someone added me as a friend. Normally this happens after there have been a few emails exchanged, and such. I generally don’t [...]

Zombie Question

I’m watching Land of the Dead right now and I started wondering something: What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Soylent Green?

Get Off of My Lawn, Ya God Damn Whippersnappers!

Aren’t I a tad too young to be getting this sort of shit in the mail?

I’m only 35, for Christ’s sake!
*whimpers as he strolls off with his walker*

TV | MySpace

I love Monday nights. Some of my favorite shows are on on Mondays. “Heroes,” of course, and then there’s “Prison Break,” “Justice,” and “Dexter.” If you haven’t seen “Dexter,” which is on Showtime, I suggest you check it out. If you have Comcast you may find it on VoD. It’s pretty good. And the guy [...]

OK Go

This video had me mesmerized. It was like watching a train wreck on the LOGO channel. I’m not sure if I like the song or not, but the video is amusing…

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Horror of Horrors

Some of you have already seen this picture, if you subscribe to my RSS feed for my camera phone pics, gmk_pix. But this picture is so horrifying, I just have to share it…
I saw this car as I was walking out to my car after leaving the Fred Meyer in Bothell, or maybe that’s Mill [...]

30 Days

A favorite show of mine, “30 Days,” starts its second season on Wednesday. I was searching through my DVR cable box’s TV listings and it shows “30 Days” playing at 10 PM and again at 11:05 PM on Wednesday. The weird thing is that they are the exact same episode but the first one is [...]

Jared Needs YOU!

My friend and former roommate asked me to direct you all to his journal as he has a question regarding cuteness.
His fiance, who is Japanese, had an over-indulgence in cuteness recently and he was wondering if anyone else found the same things to be cute as his fiance does. I know… they’re both weird. Just [...]

How do you know, if you’ve never tried it?

Today at work, the guy that I usually work with asked me the ever-popular question of, “How do you know you don’t like pussy, if you’ve never tried it?” in response to my answer to his previous question of, “Have you ever tried it?”
I’ve been asked this before. I usually find the question absurd, yet, [...]