The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

Accepting Non-Acceptance

I just got done watching The Matthew Shepard Story which I had recorded on my TiVo. A few moments in the movie, which is about the fatal beating of a gay man in the town of Laramie, WY, in the late ’90s, reminded me of something which often comes to mind when gay people complain [...]

A Not Unusual Text Exchange With Sara

Me: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
Sara: Daddys gonna kill ralphie
Me: You used all the glue… ON PURPOSE!
Sara: I triple dog dare ya!
Me: I want an official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, 200-shot, Range Model air rifle, with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.
Sara: Fffuuuuuudge
Me: Deck the halls [...]

Pride Weekend with “Bitch”

I picked up my friend Sara, a.k.a. Bitch, on Friday after work. She lives over 100 miles away. Luckily it was a nice pretty day and I have air conditioning so that trip was pretty decent. After I picked her up I suggested that we eat at one of our old regular places of grub, [...]

Juno vs. Jumper

On Friday I saw Juno with my mom. I had medium expectations about it, though I did hear that it was a good flick and saw that it was getting good reviews. I don’t always trust reviews though. I loved Juno! I thought it was thoroughly endearing and made you love most of the characters, [...]

A Christmas Story: the ornaments

ACTION FIGURES

My new dollies… err.. I mean, ACTION FIGURES. Manly, butch ACTION FIGURES, arrived.

Yes, totally masculine and butch…
…and FABULOUS! *snap*

Gay?

Does it make me seem gay that I just ordered these?

Stress of Moving

Tomorrow is the day that I make the actual move to Enumclaw. I’ve never done a full-on actual, complete move before. When I first moved up to Everett from Enumclaw, I didn’t have much to move and was able to do all of the transporting in a few trips with the car. I would simply [...]

You Can’t Stop the Beat

I saw Hairspray last night with my friend Erik. We first went to Red Robin, here in Everett, to catch a nibble to eat and to ogle the boys a bit. I don’t know why I almost always get a female waitress. Perhaps Red Robin hates me… Anyways, Erik whipped out his camera a few [...]

Roll Out, Man! Just, Fucking, Roll Out!

To all of you who have already seen the Transformers, go to Hell and bite my rusty lug nuts! I don’t get to see it until Saturday. But I’ll be seeing it at a drive-in theater, so that will be cool and stuff.
But still… bite my rusty left nut!

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