The Blog of The Dave

…and stuff.

Big Whoop

Michael Phelps, winner of eight Olympic gold medals, has *gasp* smoked pot, the all-consuming gateway drug. *double-gasp* And we, the American people, who have nothing better to talk about than Jessica Simpson’s horrid weight gain of seven pounds, have decided that this topic needs to be obsessed over as well.
Apparently pictures of said bong [...]

A Not Unusual Text Exchange With Sara

Me: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
Sara: Daddys gonna kill ralphie
Me: You used all the glue… ON PURPOSE!
Sara: I triple dog dare ya!
Me: I want an official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, 200-shot, Range Model air rifle, with a compass in the stock, and this thing which tells time.
Sara: Fffuuuuuudge
Me: Deck the halls [...]

O’ Christmas Tree, Part Trois

Just in case you weren’t quite tired of pictures of my glorious tree(s), here’s some more. This should be it though…

Each image is 800 X 600 pixels.

Faggoty Attention – Part 2

I got so carried away with the previous post that I didn’t mention the other stuff that I wanted to mention.
Yesterday at work I believe I was checked out by a guy. This very attractive guy kept walking by me at work and each time would give me steady eye contact. This wouldn’t really stand [...]

Going to Hell?

If I believed in Hell I’d be worried about possibly spending eternity there for wanting this calendar…

*** Mormon’s Exposed ***
Yes, I know I may be weird for thinking that those clean-cut Mormon’s are cute and in dire need of being corrupted and converted to The Pink Side®.

Controversial Questions

Robert did this on his blog and, since I’m a lemming, I’m gonna do it too.

Would you do meth if it was legalized?
No, that’s never interested me in the least. It also does horrible things to your mind and body. I don’t like the idea of feeling dependent on a substance. I always feel sorry [...]

Thoughts on Going Bald

Let’s say you are having a huge party of, say, 100 people. By midnight 87 of those 100 people have left. They slowly receded out the door a few at a time and you just didn’t really notice until midnight. So, at midnight you look around the room and see those last 13 people just [...]

The Sort of Text Messages Sara and I Have

Me: How’s the new job going?
Sara: Its gonna be fun I think, hard at first but fun. Im in training for 2 weeks
Me: Shit! Many homos at Homo Depot?
Sara: Lol not really, only found one so far, a cashier
Me: Cute?
Sara: Not bad im sure theres better hehe
Me: Haha! Just remember, I’M your fag.
Sara: Hehe of [...]

American Idol Rejects

Well, it looks like “American Idol” is slightly less gay as of tonight. It’s a shame, I was kind of rooting for that gay. Bye, Colton.
Disclaimer: Any indication that Colton or any other “American Idol” contestant is gay is strictly speculation due to perceived extreme levels of magically delicious fruit flavoring, and not [...]

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