Though I don’t enjoy that Perez Hilton was attacked, or whatever happened to him, I do enjoy his whining video about it. It was rather reminiscent of videos which he’s made fun of in the past. Chris Crocker, of “Leave Britney Alone” fame, comes to mind while watching it.

Poor Perez… Mario, whatever.

I got some awesome stuff for Christmas:

• Hamilton Blender
• Various Humorous T-Shirts
• A couple of dressy shirts/sweaters
• Leather Jacket (looks incredibly awesome)
• TomTom ONE 3rd Edition
• “Seinfeld” season 9 on DVD (which completes the series for me)
• “Family Guy” volumes 4 and 5 on DVD
• A couple of pairs of carpenter jeans
• Hairspray on DVD (to further solidify my fag status)
• $50 Starbucks Card
• Homer Simpson “I AM SO SMRT” jammies
• And, of course, one that I already mentioned, the Ultimate Bumblebee Transformer, which I got from Erik

I tested out the TomTom just a little bit ago. It’s great! It is so much better than using my mobile phone’s GPS (VZ Navigator). It updates far, far more quickly and is less confusing. It also displays more information and shows a map constantly, rather than just as you approach a turn. Oh, and there’s a voice that can be dowloaded and installed called “Ronnie’s Lover.” “Ronnie’s Lover” is a flamboyantly gay voice which refers to the driver as “big boy” on occasion and uses a lot of sexual innuendo. It’s quite funny.

I hope everyone else is having a good Christmas!

Oh, here are a couple of 30-second demonstrations of the gay voice of “Ronnie’s Lover” guiding me home on my TomTom…

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This is a much better video than that “Leave Brittany ALONE!” viral video by Chris Tucker. This is Seth Green mocking Chris Crocker…

I managed to get all but one of the videos uploaded. The remaining stubborn video is just of a guy on stilts so it’s no major loss. Eventually I’ll get it uploaded and add it to the playlist. Until then, here ya go…